Deadpool Goes Back in Time to Shave Henry Cavill
Armed with Cable’s time machine, Deadpool has attempted to right the wrongs of history. This week he attempted to save Justice League by forcefully shaving Henry Cavill.
There’s no way around it, Superman’s face looks ridiculous in Justice League (2017), it was a fact we were expecting to be dealing with for the rest of our lives, but Deadpool has solved all that.
In the Deadpool 2 mid-credits scene, Deadpool used the time machine to correct some horrible mistakes, from Green Lantern to X-Men Origins: Wolverine; and sources say Henry Cavill’s face is the next target.
Henry Cavill was required for Justice League re-shoots, but his commitment to playing the moustachioed villain in Mission Impossible: Fallout prevented him from shaving for the re-shoots. Cavill’s moustache was digitally removed, but time pressures result in the final result looking atrocious.
It’s believed that Deadpool has travelled through time and tied Cavill down, forcefully shaving him, and hopefully making Justice League a bit easier to sit through.
Unfortunately for Deadpool, the ‘tache is only a symptom of the myriad behind-the-scenes issues that ruined Justice League, and a forceful shaving won’t fix much.
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