Quantum Realm Tourist Guide: Ant-Man and the Wasp

So, you’re trapped in the Quantum Realm? Why not make the best of the experience with these handy tourism tips for Ant-Man and the Wasp’s micro-dimension. 


The Quantum Realm is one of the multiverse’s best kept holiday secrets. However, the work of Hank Pym appears to have opened up the Quantum Realm to new opportunities. Following the events of Ant-Man and the Wasp, it looks like our friend Scott Lang will be spending a bit of time in the Quantum Realm, so we’ve put together a little bit of a tourist guide, for what to do if you too find yourself lost in the Quantum Realm.

See The Sights


If there’s one thing that’s good about being trapped in a limitless void, is that there’s plenty of beautiful scenery to capture your eye. With exceptional landscapes and vistas that would never be possible to experience here in our earthly plane, being trapped in the Quantum Realm presents a unique sight-seeing experienced that’s not to be missed.

Dinner Plans? Think Again!

Unfortunately, there aren’t many quality restaurants contained within the Quantum Realm, but every cloud has a silver lining, so don’t fret! The specific quantum energy that flows through the Quantum Realm is enough to sustain you, without the need for food or water. This means that all your worries about meal times are over! Without having to cook yourself any meals, there’s extra time left in the day to roam around the infinite nothingness!

Meet a Tardigrade


Tardigrade’s (also known as ‘Water Bears’) are micro-animals that feature in Ant-Man and the Wasp. They are unbelievably resilient creatures, able to survive in extreme conditions. You’ve got plenty of time in the Quantum Realm, so why not try to make a friend? They may not make for the best pets, and may well try to eat you, but there’s not exactly a surplus of dogs down there, so you’ve got to improvise.

Get Your Makeup Done


Judging by the appearance of Janet van Dyne in Ant-Man and the Wasp, it can only be reasoned that there exist significant make-up facilities within the Quantum Realm. How else could Janet emerge from 30 years trapped down there with perfect mascara? Taking time to pamper yourself is a great way to pass the time. Making sure that you look and feel your best can improve your mood and mental health; so give it a whirl!

Have a Complete Mental Breakdown

nervous-breakdown-5710553.jpgTrapped in the Quantum Realm with no hope of rescue? Sounds like the perfect time for a mental breakdown!

Just let loose! Let the gravity of your situation sink in, and let your mind comprehend that you may well be trapped down here forever, with no human company or entertainment. That sounds scary, huh? A mental breakdown is a great way to express your fears and emotions, and though it won’t achieve anything, nothing you do down here will achieve anything, so it’s all good!

Mental Breakdowns have been ranked by multiple tourist sites as the leading activity to do when visiting the Quantum Realm.

Think About Michael Douglas

landscape-1529582593-hank-pym-michael-douglas-ant-man.jpgIf you’re not currently doing it enough, a trip to the quantum realm really does give you plenty of time to have a good solid think about Michael Douglas. What’s he up to right now? How is he feeling? You’ve now got plenty of time to answer these questions.

Well, we hope these suggestions can make your time in the Quantum Realm a little brighter, and wish you the best of luck on getting rescued one day.

Want more Ant-Man and the Wasp? Check out the Fantastic Fools Podcast’s episode of the movie. It’s available on iTunes, Spotify, and right here!

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