Spies in Disguise Trailer: What On Earth have We Witnessed?

Good Lord Almighty!

Today, Blue Sky Animation released the trailer for their 2019 film, Spies in Disguise, and I have many, many questions.

The trailer starts by introducing a generic spy person. There’s no hint of personality in the trailer and it appears to be the most generic kids spy film of all time. I have no real problem with that, seems like something I’d expect from Blue Sky.

UNTIL…

OUT OF NOWHERE…

OUT OF FUCKING OBLIVION…

The trailer HARD CUTS to WILL SMITH TRANSFORMED INTO A PIGEON.

No foreshadowing, no buildup, just BAM! he’s a pigeon now.

What’s more, a random child (played by Tom Holland) appears to responsible for this action? Not like a mad scientist or anything, just a random kid. He doesn’t appear to have any equipment, is it MAGIC? By what mechanism?

We then get about 30 seconds of Will Smith as a pigeon, which will apparently make him a better spy.

WHAT PIGEON BASED SPY MISSION COULD WILL SMITH POSSIBLY BE NEEDED FOR?

Is the process reversible?

WHY IS A CHILD INVOLVED?

What is going on?

Also, the title is ‘SPIES in disguise’, that’s ‘spies’ plural. Which means that at least one other secret agent is transformed in the course of the movie! Into what? By whom? I have so many questions!

What the hell is this movie?

 

 

I can’t wait to see it.


Spies in Disguise is out in 2019, watch the bizarre trailer below

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