UN Downgrades Joker from ‘International Threat’ to ‘Movie’

“Turns out it was just a movie the whole time, lol”

After months of theorizing, fear-mongering and think-piece-considering, the UN has announced that Todd Phillips’ Joker, previously considered to be a massive threat to civilization as we know it, is actually just a movie.

“Yeah, we really high-balled this one” said UN Secretary-General Russell Johnson, “turns out its just a movie”.

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Joker had been linked to a list of fears and concerns including: theatre violence, incel validation, white supremacy, the bubonic plague, the rise of fascism, an increase in terrible stand up comedy, the fall of Rome and the breakdown of international democracy.

Thankfully, it turns out that its just a pretty decent movie that has some pretty vanilla themes about “society”.

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“Thank god it wasn’t the Jared Leto version”, said Mr Johnson. When asked why that would have created cause for concern, Johnson replied, “because that version sucks, lol”

You can go watch Joker in safety, I guess.


Do you live in a society? If yes, Check out the Fantastic Fools Podcast Joker review. Click the player below or find us on iTunes, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. Joker talk starts at the 23 minute mark. If no, teach me your ways

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