EXCLUSIVE: Dark Phoenix Will Kill Off “Everyone Who’s Too Expensive”
After confirming the death of Mystique, Simon Kinberg says that’s just the tip of the iceberg
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“Captain Marvel Sucks”, Says Man Who Has Not Seen It
Captain Marvel is set to be the first film in the MCU to be an abysmal failure, according to a man who has not seen the film.
Read moreNetflix Quivers in Fear After Petition To Renew Superhero Shows Gains 30 Signatures
The multi-billion-dollar streaming giant is shaking in their boots
Read moreEntire Screen Actor’s Guild Joins Cast of Dune Reboot
The stacked cast has added another 100,000 members
Read moreLocal Man Just Watching Superbowl For The Commercials Feels Need To Tell Everyone
“I’m just here for the commercials!”, says David for the fiftieth time today, before launching into a long discussion into the economics and effectiveness of Superbowl advertising.
Read moreREPORT: People Still Bitching About The Last Jedi
New research has shown that, over a year down the line, people will not shut up about this damn movie
Read moreChinese Government Calls for Inquiry into Why Its People Love Terrible American Movies
An official investigation will look to finally answer the deep mysteries of the bizarre Chinese Box Office
Read moreDetective Pikachu Trailer Delights Local Furry
“This opens up so many new possibilities”, said local furry Rick Taylor with a look of glee in his eyes
Read moreSpies in Disguise Trailer: What On Earth have We Witnessed?
What on God’s green earth is this nonsense? I have so many questions
Read moreMarvel Making Bucky and Falcon series even though they’re both dead?
Hang on! Aren’t Falcon and Bucky dead? What an embarrassing oversight from Marvel
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