EXCLUSIVE: Dark Phoenix Will Kill Off “Everyone Who’s Too Expensive”
After confirming the death of Mystique, Simon Kinberg says that’s just the tip of the iceberg
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“Captain Marvel Sucks”, Says Man Who Has Not Seen It
Captain Marvel is set to be the first film in the MCU to be an abysmal failure, according to a man who has not seen the film.
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The multi-billion-dollar streaming giant is shaking in their boots
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The stacked cast has added another 100,000 members
Read moreLocal Man Just Watching Superbowl For The Commercials Feels Need To Tell Everyone
“I’m just here for the commercials!”, says David for the fiftieth time today, before launching into a long discussion into the economics and effectiveness of Superbowl advertising.
Read moreREPORT: People Still Bitching About The Last Jedi
New research has shown that, over a year down the line, people will not shut up about this damn movie
Read moreChinese Government Calls for Inquiry into Why Its People Love Terrible American Movies
An official investigation will look to finally answer the deep mysteries of the bizarre Chinese Box Office
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