“Joker deserves Best Picture” says guy who watched, like, 3 movies this year
The man was also heard repeatedly asking which Korea Parasite was from
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Local Man Hospitalized After Accidentally Reading Star Wars Comment Section
The 32-year-old was rushed to the emergency department with several mental and physical ailments.
Read more“Captain Marvel Sucks”, Says Man Who Has Not Seen It
Captain Marvel is set to be the first film in the MCU to be an abysmal failure, according to a man who has not seen the film.
Read moreLocal Podcasters Receive Their Disney Checks for Avengers Trailer Breakdown
Local beta cuck shill podcasters Todd Howard and Rob Andersson are laughing all the way to the bank after the new trailer for Avengers: Endgame.
Read moreLocal Man Just Watching Superbowl For The Commercials Feels Need To Tell Everyone
“I’m just here for the commercials!”, says David for the fiftieth time today, before launching into a long discussion into the economics and effectiveness of Superbowl advertising.
Read moreCrimes of Grindelwald Causes Crisis of Faith in Local Harry Potter Fan
After watching Crimes of Grindelwald, Jen has thrown away her replica robes, and even started engaging in politics in a healthy way
Read moreDetective Pikachu Trailer Delights Local Furry
“This opens up so many new possibilities”, said local furry Rick Taylor with a look of glee in his eyes
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